A PSA for My Single Senior Citizens mingling in the 21st Century

Let me speak as someone from the younger generation:

TODAY IS A NEW DAY WITH THINGS THAT CAN KILL YOU OR MAKE IT HARDER DUE TO YOUR AGE TO GET CURED FROM!! GOLDEN GIRLS AND BOYS PLEASE EDUCATE YOURSELF ON SAFE SEX!!

AND A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO MY GOLDEN GIRLS!!

 STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM NO CONDOM USING SLEAZE BALL BRAGGING MOFOS LIKE A JACK LEVY!!!!

THANK U!!